Collection: DK9: Unfortunate Fucking Choices

And now, for those in attendance and USA Fans watching around the world… This is the moment you’ve all been waiting for.  Live from Washington D.C.

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One vote for the undisputed USA Presidential Championship of the USA.
          Introducing first… FIGHTING out of the Blue Corner… A former Senator, and general creepy old guy.  He stands 6’ tall and for whatever the Democratic party tells him to...  Weighing in at 215 lbs...  FIGHTING out of Delaware by way of Scranton, Pennsylvania….  Presenting the former Vice Presidential Champion of the USA… Joe “Amtrak Joe” Biden.
          And now Introducing… FIGHTING out of the Red Corner… A former real estate tycoon and businessman.  He stands 6’ 3” tall and for anything that will secure him votes… Weighing in at 243 lbs... FIGHTING out of Florida by way of New York, New York… Presenting the reigning, defending, and very much disputed Presidential Champion of the USA... Donald “The Donald” Trump.

Design Release: SEPTEMBER 8, 2020

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