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DK233: Divided Snakes of American't
Behold the Divided Snakes of American’t — where liberty once coiled, now...
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DK234: MF'in Fatherfuckers
This Father’s Day, forget the ties, the socks, the grill tools. Let’s...
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DK235: N-Words!!!
Naturally nuanced, it’s not your normal narrative, as neighborly nurturing is necessarily...
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DK236: A $1948 Value
The desert’s hot — but not as hot as this deal. Buy One,...
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DK237: Puns-N-Doses
In a world where rock is parody and decadence is gospel, welcome...
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DK238: Fierce And Glorious
This edgy trifecta flips the script and slips just the tip on...
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DK23: The Pussification Of The American Male
George Carlin is the greatest to ever do it. He was a...
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DK24: Broken News
We interrupt your regularly scheduled program with this late breaking DKTV...
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DK25: Bank of America
Trump’s secret bank account? Biden’s financial dealings? While Russia and Iran may...
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DK26: WU-HAN!! Got You All In Check
It's no covidcidence that we dropped this joint the same day...
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DK27: Salty Crackers
Got a little soupy this past week, with the bisque staying...
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DK28: Chester Cheated
This shirt may be dangerously cheesy, but its message is the...
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DK29: Habana Montana
"What you lookin’ at? You all a bunch of fuckin’ assholes....
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DK2: We'll Take Our Coffee Black
We’d like a Mocha Americano. No sugar. Just equal. It’s time...
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DK30: We Proudly Serve
Hi, can I start you off with something to drink? I’ll have...
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DK31: Stop 22 A Day
Twenty-Two U.S. Military Veterans commit suicide each and every day. Tens...
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DK32: Smile Bitch
Hey you cool cats and kittens. Just stoppin’ on in to...
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DK33: Give 'em the Bird
Birds of a feather stick together in legendary status. Speaking of sticks...
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DK34: Black Fridays
Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen....
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DK35: Santa's Clause
So you think you can simply ask Santa to bring you...
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DK36: Jackie Chanukah
Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, Jackie Chan forged his out of clay And...
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DK37: KwanzAAnonymous
Kwanzaa is the celebration of the first fruits of the harvest....
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DK38: You Cumplete Me
The first coming of Jesus has been documented and followed by...
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DK39: Stuper Mario, Bro
THIS DESIGN HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED DUE TO CLAIMS OF INFRINGEMENT. CLEARLY, THEY...
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DK3: Take Me Out Of The Ball Game
Take me out of the ball game,Take me out of the crowd;Buy...
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DK40: Taco Supreme
If Supreme is that awesome, why the hell didn’t they think...
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DK41: The Cluttered Mind
Presenting. Inventing. I'm venting my thoughts.On ideas that appeal to the...
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DK42: LIFESHARD - Little Beach
Welcome to Little Beach, where if you find yourself drowning, we'll...
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DK43: Hot Chocolate
Sure is perfect weather for some Hot Chocolate. Our favorite is...
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DK44: Worst Year Ever
2020 was unanimously voted DK-1's WORST. YEAR. EVER. Does anything else...
