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DK72: Fast & Furious
You might blow a gasket on the big block to understand Stephen...
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DK73: I Conceal Carry Full Term
While "when life officially begins" is disputed, there is no debating...
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DK74: Matt Gaetz Some
People in the media grew up in the Northeast and can't...
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DK75: Divorcify Your Portfolio
Can Alimony Really Lesson Anguish?Money Always Rottens Individual Entitlement.Look, Obviously People...
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DK76: Haiku'd You
Sometimes less is more.Three lines can say all you need.Happy Haiku...
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DK77: Animal Cracka' Ass Crackas
Maybe it once was Barnum's Animal Crackers, but this shit show...
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DK78: We Buy Houses
We knew Patrisse Khan Cullor's Blatant Lies & Manipulation was going...
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DK79: Orange for the Bad Blue
The animals, the animals Trapped, trapped, trapped 'till the cage is...
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DK7: Napoleon Complex
In 2020, we would literally vote for Pedro. He has a...
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DK80: The Ruth Is Out There
Arthur Dales believed that Babe Ruth was an alien. ...
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DK81: Angry Angry Hypocrites
It's a race! It's a chase! Hoping they get punched right...
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DK82: Pedocured
While Johnson & Johnson are both busy making COVID vaccines, we...
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DK83: Taco Hell No
While the tequila might give you the mouth diarrhea, this Cinco...
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DK84: Cockroaches
RRRRAAAAIIIIIDDDDD!!! Rudy Giuliani is that cockroach that just won't die. Resilient...
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DK85: Shove It Up Your
Jackasses are stubborn to the point they don't realize they are...
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DK86: King Donkey Kunst
Really no need for an elaborate or creative blurb for this one....
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DK87: Fil-A-Chick
Launching on Mother's Day, which ironically is on a Sunday -...
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DK88: ManaT-Bone
Called a "Sea Cow," we can only imagine how delicious it...
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DK89: Where's Waldo Now?
We searched high and low and eventually found this beloved icon,...
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DK90: Please & Thank You
Our parents raised us right. We were taught good manners. This...
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DK91: Not Really "Missing"
Tried all those other fad diets and just not happy with...
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DK92: Fred Christ's Jelly Stigmata
Fred the Baker has a way to fill both the hole...
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DK93: Deatholium Gasolive
On June 11, 1963, a Vietnamese Buddhist Monk, Thick Quang Duc,...
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DK94: Sistine and Pregnant
We must confess that all this talk of chastity and abstinence...
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DK95: Shitcoin
Honestly, you have to be pretty high to believe in the...
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DK96: Hell In Keller
Hear? No! See? No! Speak? No! Now that seems pretty damn...
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DK97: Stay Flaccy Florida
While San Diego can "Stay Classy", let's have Florida, America's Big...
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DK98: Turtle Puss
Everyone knows a Turtle Puss - someone with a mean armor...
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DK99: The Human Racist
We've got 99 Problems, but being called a Racist ain't 1....
