Peta-phile (n.): When your love for animals gets a little too intense.
A satirical swing at the sanctimonious — because sometimes activism smells a lot like attention-seeking in a fur suit, and at other times... just spells like straight ass.
Warning: May cause triggered tweets and unsolicited pamphlets from PETA - People for the Eating of Ass, as they go around sniffing one anothers' butts for the sake of exploiting the exploitation of animal rights.
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:
This vibrant Semi-Automatic Foldable Umbrella brings a fun splash of color and personality to rainy days. Perfect for those who enjoy unique designs, this umbrella not only protects you from the rain but also makes a stylish statement. Whether you're heading to a festival, a family outing, or just running errands, it adds a touch of whimsy to your everyday life. Ideal for anyone who loves to stand out, this umbrella makes a thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because. Embrace the unexpected and let the clouds know you are ready for whatever the day brings!
Product features - 100% polyester fabric for durability and waterproof protection - Semi-automatic design for quick, one-handed operation - Strong fiber ribs for extra support and stability - Comfortable rubber handle for easy grip and use - Includes a stylish umbrella sleeve and wrist strap for convenience
Care instructions - Leave open to dry. Wipe clean with damp cloth.
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