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DK230: Today's Pussy... Weekly (Shaved Pussy Edition) - Velveteen Plush Blanket
DK230: Today's Pussy... Weekly (Shaved Pussy Edition) - Velveteen Plush Blanket
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DESIGN DESCRIPTION:
A purr-fectly inappropriate celebration of America’s slow descent into soft fur and softer thinking. Presenting: Pussy Today... Weekly Magazine — where cats are mad, moist, overfed, and totally out of their damn minds.
Dripping with satire and clawing at the edge of political correctness, each mock mag cover delivers a full-frontal attack on cancel culture, emotional inflation, and societal fluffification—all wrapped in glorious feline absurdity.
Wear one. Or wear all four. Just don’t cry when you get canceled by your aunt.
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:
Wrap yourself in comfort and style with this luxurious velveteen plush blanket. Soft to the touch and featuring vibrant, high-detail prints, this blanket exudes warmth and coziness, making it perfect for snuggling on chilly nights or adding an extra layer of comfort to your living space. Ideal for adults looking to elevate their home decor, this blanket fits seamlessly into any setting—from a cozy night in to vibrant gatherings with friends. Perfect for gifting during holidays, housewarmings, or simply as a treat for yourself, it brings a fun and playful vibe that’s sure to spark conversations. Featuring strong and durable construction, this blanket is designed to last and is a wonderful addition to your seasonal decor.
Product features
- Durable double needle topstitching on all seams for long-lasting use.
- Made from 100% polyester for shape retention and quick drying.
- Designed specifically for adults, providing ample comfort.
- Meets all required safety compliance standards.
- Available in a medium heavy-weight fabric that is extra soft to the touch.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
30" × 40" | 60" × 80" | |
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Width, in | 30.00 | 60.00 |
Height, in | 40.00 | 80.00 |
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