Tariffs were supposed to make America rich again—but the only thing climbing faster than prices is global tension. The stock market stumbles, shelves grow emptier, and trade partners turn to rivals. Meanwhile, Captain Chaos clutches his golf umbrella, shielding himself from the storm he stirred, pretending it’s just a light drizzle. Spoiler: it’s a downpour—and everyone’s getting soaked.
SHIRT DESCRIPTION:
Printed on Next Level Brand's 1533 Series Ideal Raceback Tank Top
- Extra lightweight fabric for active lifestyles (60% combed, ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester: 4 oz/yd² (135 g/m²))
- Side seams for long-lasting shape and support
- Self fabric binding for a clean look
- Soft and smooth luxury feel due to fabric blend
- Tear-away label for comfort and unhindered performance
SIZE CHART:
*** Runs small - Recommended to order one size up. ***
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Width, in |
13.98 |
15.00 |
15.98 |
16.97 |
17.99 |
18.98 |
| Length, in |
26.97 |
27.48 |
27.95 |
28.46 |
28.98 |
29.49 |
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ASSORTED STICKERS INCLUDED WITH EVERY ORDER (Shipped separately)
