This Father’s Day, forget the ties, the socks, the grill tools. Let’s be real—most dads just want one thing: to befather f*ckedand left the hell alone. As such, we’re dropping a his-and-hers set that punches tradition in the face and flies off with your expectations. Designed in the spirit of classic comic book power—with a nod to the iconic Wonder Woman logo—this winged double-F design is all about celebrating the chaos, the pride, and the profanity of fatherhood.
HIS shirt reads:“FUCKIN’ FATHER” — because being a dad is heroic, exhausting, and deserves its own battle cry. HER shirt reads:“FATHER FUCKER” — a wicked twist on a classic insult turned badge of honor, for the badass who stands beside (or on top of) her man.
SHIRT DESCRIPTION:
Printed on Gildan Brand's 18500 Series Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
SIZE CHART:
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
Width, in
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.98
27.99
29.92
31.89
Length, in
27.17
27.95
29.13
29.92
31.10
31.89
33.07
Sleeve length from center back, in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
39.50
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
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ASSORTED STICKERS INCLUDED WITH EVERY ORDER (Shipped separately)
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