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DK71: Dept. Of Turdsury I.B.S. - 30"x60" Beach Towel
DK71: Dept. Of Turdsury I.B.S. - 30"x60" Beach Towel
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DESIGN DESCRIPTION:
The IRS is the epitome of the American Standard of governmental agencies. They call them tax codes because you need a special decoder ring to decipher them all. Except in this case, special would refer to finding whole kernels of undigested corn in your poop. Surprise! Just hurts the belly thinking about the Department of Turdsury, and all the loopholes one could make with your intestines.
Also, it is no mistake that shitty Florida State Seminole colors were chosen to showcase this design. Throw FSU in the toilet too, cause when you flush, the water cyclones like a Miami Hurricane.
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:
Introducing a beautifully designed beach towel perfect for those sunny days by the shore or relaxing poolside. This beach towel offers a vibrant, artistic print that instantly elevates your beach aesthetic, making it more than just a functional item. It provides a cozy space to lounge and soak up the sun, inviting you to unwind and enjoy the outdoors. Ideal for beach lovers, vacation enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates quality summer essentials. Perfect for summer holidays, beach trips, or as a thoughtful gift for friends celebrating a special occasion like a birthday or anniversary.
Product features
- Durable polyester print side that retains its shape and dries quickly.
- Soft cotton loop backing for added comfort and durability.
- Hemmed edges for enhanced longevity and a polished finish.
- Moisture-absorbent material to keep you dry and comfortable.
- Available in two sizes: 30" × 60" and 36" × 72".
Care instructions
- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean.
| 30" × 60" | |
|---|---|
| Length, in | 30.00 |
| Height, in | 60.00 |
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