DK71: Dept. of Turdsury's IBS - Ladies Racerback Tank

DESIGN DESCRIPTION: 

The IRS is the epitome of the American Standard of governmental agencies. They call them tax codes because you need a special decoder ring to decipher them all. Except in this case, special would refer to finding whole kernels of undigested corn in your poop. Surprise! Just hurts the belly thinking about the Department of Turdsury, and all the loopholes one could make with your intestines.

Also, it is no mistake that shitty Florida State Seminole colors were chosen to showcase this design. Throw FSU in the toilet too, cause when you flush, the water cyclones like a Miami Hurricane.

SHIRT DESCRIPTION: 

Printed on Next Level Brand's 1533 Series Ideal Raceback Tank Top

- Extra lightweight fabric for active lifestyles (60% combed, ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester: 4 oz/yd² (135 g/m²))
- Side seams for long-lasting shape and support
- Self fabric binding for a clean look
- Soft and smooth luxury feel due to fabric blend
- Tear-away label for comfort and unhindered performance

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ASSORTED STICKERS INCLUDED WITH EVERY ORDER  (Shipped separately)