Our parents raised us right. We were taught good manners. This virtue is woven tightly into our very being - it is stitched directly into our moral fiber. It is the fabric that makes us who we are. With that... PLEASE Go Fuck Yourself, Eat Shit and Die, and Drown in Your River of Tears. THANK YOU!
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:
Elevate your culinary adventures with this delightful apron, designed for the creative spirits in the kitchen. Made from 100% polyester canvas, it combines comfort and style seamlessly, allowing you to whip up your favorite dishes without worrying about spills or splatters. The vibrant, lush design brings a touch of nature indoors, infusing your cooking space with a fresh, summery vibe. Perfect for home chefs, artists, or anyone who enjoys entertaining, this apron makes an excellent gift for housewarming, birthdays, or holiday celebrations. The adjustable tie-back closure ensures a tailored fit, making it suitable for all body types. Whether you're baking, grilling, or crafting, this apron will keep you looking chic while protecting your clothes. Ideal for summer barbecues, holiday gatherings, or cozy family dinners, it's the perfect companion for all your kitchen endeavors.
Product features - 100% polyester canvas for a soft, comfortable feel. - Tie-back closure provides a customizable fit. - Stain-resistant material to protect against spills and mess. - Vibrant, colorful designs brighten up any cooking space. - One-size-fits-all, measuring 31.5" x 25.6" (80cm x 65cm).
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
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